Look at this F*cking Shorts Program
MARCH 30 » 5:45p
Once, the idiots were just the fools gawking in through the windows. Now they’ve entered the building. You can hear them everywhere. They use the word “cool.” It is their favorite word. The idiot does not think about what it is saying. Thinking is rubbish. And rubbish isn’t cool. “Stuff and shit” is cool. The idiots are self-regarding consumer slaves, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality. They sculpt their hair to casual perfection, they wear their waistbands below their balls, they babble into hand-held twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Their cool friend made it. He’s an idiot too. Welcome to the age of stupidity. Hail to the rise of the idiots.
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